Funny Things My Kids Say #18

I was in the kitchen last night, tidying after dinner and Miss C said to me, "Mummy, you are a nice lady."

"Thank you Miss C, that's really nice of you to say."

A few seconds passed and then she said, "Mummy, why are you not a witch?"

I'll give her 10 years before she's thinking I'm the word that rhymes with witch.