Miss C tripped over my foot. Wee Z said, "Ach she's drunk again!"Just to be clear, Miss C has never been drunk!
Wee Z loves doing puzzles like crosswords and word searches but has mostly recently taken to codewords, where you have to work out what letter corresponds to a number in a puzzle to make a word. He wanted to enter the competition in his little puzzle book I bought him so I decided to let him. The prize is £1000.
"What will you spend the £1000 on if you win?" I asked him.
"More puzzles of course!"